When Shah applied for the Payroll Protection Program loan, he told the federal government (pro tip: it’s a bad idea to lie to the federal government), that his company, Weddings by Farrah, needed loans for its 126 employees. He was approved for $1,592,657. Here’s the kicker though – his wedding business went out of business in 2018. Why? Weddings by Farrah was shut down by the federal government for failing to pay taxes. Shah got the loan and kept it. He allegedly deposited more than half a million into an E-Trade account. Shah is accused of, and has, in fact, been indicted on federal charges of wire fraud, criminal transactions, and making false statements to a bank. Basically, Mr. Shah pocketed that PPP loan and used it for his own personal (not business as it was intended for) expenses. One of those expenses was a brand new $60,000 Tesla. Shah has been arrested. He faces up to 30 years in prison if convicted, and I’m not an attorney but I cannot see how he could possibly talk his way out of this. There seems to be a bit of an epidemic of fraud in relation to Payroll Protection Loans in the Eastern District of Texas. Shah is the third person to be arrested in that jurisdiction this year on charges of PPP fraud. Just say no to trying to: 1. Defraud the federal government, and 2. Try and fraudulently obtain funds that actual real small American businesses need to stay afloat during the pandemic. Shame on you Farah Shah! Elon Musk, are you listening? Can you and Grimes go nuclear on him, or at least repossess his Tesla?